The Football Ramble
Est 2007. The most entertaining voice in football

The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame

Nacional v Penarol

As heated as Satan’s hot water bottle.


The Lance Armstrong of bicycle kickers.

European Golden Shoe

An award. Only a fool would try to wear it.


Kicked it really hard.

1974 World Cup

Zaire! Haiti! But West Germany in West Germany.

Marc Overmars

Meep meep.

Bill Nicholson

War-hardened Spurs legend.

FC St Pauli

Naked, sausage train loving, punks.

Kalusha Bwalya

Mr Zambia.

Michael Laudrup

Greatest Dane, breed of dog included.

Jose Luis Chilavert

Puts the goal in goalkeeper.

Ruud Gullit

Ambassador for dreadlocks.

Gabriel Batistuta

Known as Batigol due to post match caped crusading.

Francesco Totti

Roman god.

Walter Tull

Defied both war and racism.

Bert Trautmann

Healing factor that puts Wolverine’s to shame.

Dejan Petkovic

Journeyman. Liked a suntan.

Rene Higuita

One man loon convention.

Lucas Radebe

Leeds’ beloved brick wall.

César Luis Menotti

Clearly didn’t eat his own words.