The Football Ramble
The Football Ramble
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The Football Ramble Phone-In
Live only on SiriusXM FC Channel 85 every Thursday, 1pm ET
Est 2007. The most entertaining voice in football

The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame


Baichung Bhutia

Himalayas waste to defences.

Roberto Carlos

Teased at school for having, “thighs like saplings”. Had the last laugh.

Glenn Hoddle

Darling, I love you.

Johnny Haynes

Passes against the classes

John Charles

Gentle giant. Hard to be flippant about.

Malcolm Allison

It takes a real man to wear a fedora.

New York Cosmos

Pele! Beckenbauer! Chinaglia! Noo Yawk! NAZZLE!

Gunnar Nordahl, Gunnar Gren and Nils Liedholm

AC Milan’s Swedish trio. Hotter than any Silvio Berlusconi has (allegedly) brought in since.

Peter Beardsley

Geordie goal getter. Handsome.

Josef Bican

GOOOOOOAL. Over and over and over again.

Marcelo Salas

Nicknamed El Matador despite no evidence of bull-bullying in his career.

Jack Greenwell

Globe-trotting manager who won all sorts.

Francesco Totti

Roman god.

Fernando Peyroteo

Portuguese goal-hanger.

Lev Yashin

Known as The Black Spider and The Black Panther. Neither.

East Germany

Ooh, political.

Hristo Stoichkov

Furious dream-teamer.

Romario

Personally endorsed DVD of his favourite strikes features 900 goals. Modest.

Bobby Moore

England’s Captain America.

Azteca Stadium

Massive. Like, really, really big.