The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame
Globe-trotting manager who won all sorts.
Dab hand with a squirty flower.
Had a middle name nobody dared to mock.
Alessandro Del Piero
Could score with a gesticulation.
Known as the Kaiser despite never having ruled The German Empire or The Kingdom of Prussia.
Went there for the cake, stayed for the football.
From a beard, grew a man…
Notoriously has a Hall of Fame named after him on some podcast.
Former TV presenter.
The Mighty Magyars
Hungarian and proper good.
Genius. Knew it.
Scored a lot of ladygoals.
Nicknamed Sa Pibinca - Sardinian for “nuisance”.
Married to toffee.
Choose life. Choose scoring a wonder goal against the Dutch.
César Luis Menotti
Clearly didn’t eat his own words.
Made Liverpool a force. That’s force.
Rangers’ goal haggis.
Won a lot of ladycaps.