The Football Ramble
Est 2007. The most entertaining voice in football

The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame


Jack Greenwell

Globe-trotting manager who won all sorts.

Len Shackleton

Dab hand with a squirty flower.

Peter Schmeichel

Had a middle name nobody dared to mock.

Alessandro Del Piero

Could score with a gesticulation.

Franz Beckenbauer

Known as the Kaiser despite never having ruled The German Empire or The Kingdom of Prussia.

William Garbutt

Went there for the cake, stayed for the football.

Paul Breitner

From a beard, grew a man…

Dean Windass

Notoriously has a Hall of Fame named after him on some podcast.

Jimmy Greaves

Former TV presenter.

Hristo Stoichkov

Furious dream-teamer.

The Mighty Magyars

Hungarian and proper good.

Johan Cruyff

Genius. Knew it.

Mia Hamm

Scored a lot of ladygoals.

Dario Silva

Nicknamed Sa Pibinca - Sardinian for “nuisance”.

Howard Kendall

Married to toffee.

Archie Gemmill

Choose life.  Choose scoring a wonder goal against the Dutch.

C├ęsar Luis Menotti

Clearly didn’t eat his own words.

Bill Shankly

Made Liverpool a force. That’s force.

Ally McCoist

Rangers’ goal haggis.

Kristine Lilly

Won a lot of ladycaps.