The Football Ramble
Est 2007. The most entertaining voice in football

The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame

George Weah

Celebrating another goal, that’s weah.

Giuseppe Meazza

The inspiration for loads of seats.

FC St Pauli

Naked, sausage train loving, punks.

Matt Le Tissier

Magical, Jersey Royal-faced, slouch.

Bobby Moore

England’s Captain America.

Sir Stanley Matthews

Sepia dribble merchant.

Athletic Bilbao

Un-PC in a way.

Walter Tull

Defied both war and racism.

The Mighty Magyars

Hungarian and proper good.

Michael Laudrup

Greatest Dane, breed of dog included.

Fabrizio Ravanelli

The brave white feather.

Henrik Larsson

Got better as he got older. Like a fine wine that’s amazing at football.

Dean Windass

Notoriously has a Hall of Fame named after him on some podcast.

Bert Trautmann

Healing factor that puts Wolverine’s to shame.

Enzo Francescoli

Inspired Zizou’s loins.

Michael Owen

A finisher.

Marco Van Basten

Angle defying goal enthusiast.

The Superclásico

Pigs + Chickens = Woah!

Claudio Caniggia

The son of the wind.

Toni Polster

Er hatte eishockey haar.