The Football Ramble
Est 2007. The most entertaining voice in football

The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame

Jimmy McGrory

Celtic’s goal-mermaid.

Bobby Moore

England’s Captain America.

Nilton Santos

Bringing wingbacks, back.

Ken Aston

Dishing out cards since 1970

Ruud Gullit

Ambassador for dreadlocks.

Ian Wright

Take a bow, son. And an abacus.

WC ‘98 France Squad

Goal de vivre.

Edwin van der Sar

A literal giant of the game.

Marc Overmars

Meep meep.

Frank Rijkaard

Hadjuk spit.

The Three Degrees

Alf Garnett defying pioneers.

Zico

Real name Arthur.

John Charles

Gentle giant. Hard to be flippant about.

Nwankwo Kanu

Imagine it in dog years.

Michael Laudrup

Greatest Dane, breed of dog included.

The Entertainers

Perennial Papavasiliou-sers.

Matthias Sindelar

The Mozart of football.

Dino Zoff

...to win the 1982 World Cup at 40.

Kristine Lilly

Won a lot of ladycaps.

Gunnar Nordahl, Gunnar Gren and Nils Liedholm

AC Milan’s Swedish trio. Hotter than any Silvio Berlusconi has (allegedly) brought in since.