The Football Ramble
Est 2007. The most entertaining voice in football

The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame

Andriy Shevchenko

Champions League botherer.

Gaetano Scirea

Quiet, unassuming and all conquering.

Mario Kempes

Strokes-ed the ball.


Eat. Score. Eat. Score. Eat. Score…

Sol Campbell

Inventor of the three-acre slide tackle.


The Lance Armstrong of bicycle kickers.

Edwin van der Sar

A literal giant of the game.

Brian Clough

“I wouldn’t say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.”

John Wark

That’s how you grow a ‘tache.

Bobby Charlton

Baldness defying, ball larruping supergent.

Kaizer Chiefs

Sarf Efrican groundbreakers.

Gheorghe Hagi

Just agree with everything he says.

Roberto Carlos

Teased at school for having, “thighs like saplings”. Had the last laugh.

Jose Luis Chilavert

Puts the goal in goalkeeper.

Martin Palermo

Creaking Boca deity.

Fantasy Football League

Pineapple head.

Billy Meredith

Son of a miner’s father.

Baichung Bhutia

Himalayas waste to defences.