The Football Ramble
Est 2007. The most entertaining voice in football

The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame


William Garbutt

Went there for the cake, stayed for the football.

Matt Le Tissier

Magical, Jersey Royal-faced, slouch.

Rodney Marsh

“I wasn’t the white Pele, he was the black Rodney Marsh.”

Nilton Santos

Bringing wingbacks, back.

Marco Van Basten

Angle defying goal enthusiast.

Davor Suker

Vanquisher of Germany.

The Entertainers

Perennial Papavasiliou-sers.

Tony Yeboah

Ambassador for headers and volleys. Specifically the latter.

Giuseppe Meazza

The inspiration for loads of seats.

Peter Shilton

He’s been Peter Shilton for…a very long time.

Paulino Alcantara

OCD-satisfying trailblazer.

Arrigo Sacchi

Sold shoes.

1974 World Cup

Zaire! Haiti! But West Germany in West Germany.

Liverpool vs Newcastle 1996

Collymore closed in. 

Gaizka Mendieta

Teeside conquistador.

Kaizer Chiefs

Sarf Efrican groundbreakers.

FC Pro Vercelli

Dominant force of early Italian football. Not so good now.

Salif Keita

Groundbreaking Malian globetrotter.

Michael Owen

A finisher.

Chris Waddle

Efehfehfehfehfeh, efehfehfehfehfeh.