The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame
Ambassador for headers and volleys. Specifically the latter.
Career ended, presumed terminated.
Elegant dynamo/emotional wreck.
Eat. Score. Eat. Score. Eat. Score…
Got better as he got older. Like a fine wine that’s amazing at football.
Dried a lot of hair.
It takes a real man to wear a fedora.
Married to toffee.
That’s how you grow a ‘tache.
Vanquisher of Germany.
Jose Luis Chilavert
Puts the goal in goalkeeper.
Plumbed the heights.
Nicknamed Sa Pibinca - Sardinian for “nuisance”.
Defied both war and racism.
Himalayas waste to defences.
The son of the wind.
Quiet, unassuming and all conquering.
Even as a paper boy he’d score on every round.