The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame
Nacional v Penarol
As heated as Satan’s hot water bottle.
The Lance Armstrong of bicycle kickers.
European Golden Shoe
An award. Only a fool would try to wear it.
Kicked it really hard.
1974 World Cup
Zaire! Haiti! But West Germany in West Germany.
War-hardened Spurs legend.
FC St Pauli
Naked, sausage train loving, punks.
Greatest Dane, breed of dog included.
Jose Luis Chilavert
Puts the goal in goalkeeper.
Ambassador for dreadlocks.
Known as Batigol due to post match caped crusading.
Defied both war and racism.
Healing factor that puts Wolverine’s to shame.
Journeyman. Liked a suntan.
One man loon convention.
Leeds’ beloved brick wall.
César Luis Menotti
Clearly didn’t eat his own words.