The Football Ramble
Est 2007. The most entertaining voice in football

The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame

Francesco Totti

Roman god.

Michel Platini

The administrator.

Ruud Gullit

Ambassador for dreadlocks.

Jimmy McGrory

Celtic’s goal-mermaid.

Bobby Moore

England’s Captain America.

Archie Gemmill

Choose life.  Choose scoring a wonder goal against the Dutch.

Martin Palermo

Creaking Boca deity.

Gianfranco Zola

Little man, big goalscorer.


Museum of GOOOOOOOL!

Kalusha Bwalya

Mr Zambia.

Franz Beckenbauer

Known as the Kaiser despite never having ruled The German Empire or The Kingdom of Prussia.

Lisbon Lions

A local team.  For local people.

Steve McManaman

Up, up, down down, left, right, left, right, B, A

Gheorghe Hagi

Just agree with everything he says.

Ryan Giggs

Age defying, trophy collecting, Welshman.

Barry Davies

Ooohhhhhh, Pat Bonner…

Paolo Maldini

God chiselled him from stardust and defending.

Roberto Rivelino

Divelino to his enemies.

FC Start

Hitler defying super-bakers.

Rene Higuita

One man loon convention.