The Football Ramble
The Football Ramble
Available on iTunes, web & SiriusXM FC Channel 85 every Tuesday, 1pm ET

The Football Ramble Phone-In
Live only on SiriusXM FC Channel 85 every Thursday, 1pm ET
Est 2007. The most entertaining voice in football

The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame

Salif Keita

Groundbreaking Malian globetrotter.

Ali Daei

Iranian frequent flyer.

Graeme Souness

You won’t like him when he’s angry.

William Garbutt

Went there for the cake, stayed for the football.

Bert Trautmann

Healing factor that puts Wolverine’s to shame.

Jorge Campos

Diminutive Mexican acid flashback.

FC St Pauli

Naked, sausage train loving, punks.

Jimmy Greaves

Former TV presenter.

Nacional v Penarol

As heated as Satan’s hot water bottle.

Peter Schmeichel

Had a middle name nobody dared to mock.

European Golden Shoe

An award. Only a fool would try to wear it.

Jose Luis Chilavert

Puts the goal in goalkeeper.

Francesco Totti

Roman god.

Glenn Hoddle

Darling, I love you.

Zinedine Zidane

Head (and shoulders) above the rest.

Diego Maradona

More dropped shoulders than a clumsy butcher.

Ruud Gullit

Ambassador for dreadlocks.

The Mighty Magyars

Hungarian and proper good.

Matt Le Tissier

Magical, Jersey Royal-faced, slouch.