The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame
Champions League botherer.
Quiet, unassuming and all conquering.
Strokes-ed the ball.
Eat. Score. Eat. Score. Eat. Score…
Inventor of the three-acre slide tackle.
The Lance Armstrong of bicycle kickers.
1950 World Cup Final - Brazil v Uruguay
They took it well…
Edwin van der Sar
A literal giant of the game.
“I wouldn’t say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one.”
That’s how you grow a ‘tache.
Baldness defying, ball larruping supergent.
Sarf Efrican groundbreakers.
Just agree with everything he says.
Teased at school for having, “thighs like saplings”. Had the last laugh.
Jose Luis Chilavert
Puts the goal in goalkeeper.
Creaking Boca deity.
Fantasy Football League
Son of a miner’s father.
Himalayas waste to defences.