The Football Ramble
The Football Ramble
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The Football Ramble Phone-In
Live only on SiriusXM FC Channel 85 every Thursday, 1pm ET
Est 2007. The most entertaining voice in football

The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame


Andrei Kanchelskis

Right-right-right-right-LEFT

Nacional v Penarol

As heated as Satan’s hot water bottle.

The Entertainers

Perennial Papavasiliou-sers.

Matthias Sindelar

The Mozart of football.

Mia Hamm

Scored a lot of ladygoals.

Jimmy Greaves

Former TV presenter.

Ally McCoist

Rangers’ goal haggis.

Pierluigi Collina

Likeable authoritarian. A rarity.

Lucas Radebe

Leeds’ beloved brick wall.

Romario

Personally endorsed DVD of his favourite strikes features 900 goals. Modest.

Christian Vieri

Italy’s favourite flamin’ Galah.

Azteca Stadium

Massive. Like, really, really big.

Len Shackleton

Dab hand with a squirty flower.

Jose Luis Chilavert

Puts the goal in goalkeeper.

Hugo Sanchez

Balletic, Mexican goal-ninja.

Bill Shankly

Made Liverpool a force. That’s force.

Claudio Caniggia

The son of the wind.

Kristine Lilly

Won a lot of ladycaps.

Jack Charlton

Factually accurate nickname.

Kaizer Chiefs

Sarf Efrican groundbreakers.