The Football Ramble
The Football Ramble
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Est 2007. The most entertaining voice in football

The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame

Andriy Shevchenko

Champions League botherer.

Malcolm Allison

It takes a real man to wear a fedora.

Ally McCoist

Rangers’ goal haggis.

Josef Bican

GOOOOOOAL. Over and over and over again.

Clarence Seedorf

Dutchman. And what a Dutchman.

Giuseppe Meazza

The inspiration for loads of seats.

Sandor Kocsis

A real Buda-pest for defenders.


Real name Arthur.

Jose Luis Chilavert

Puts the goal in goalkeeper.

John Charles

Gentle giant. Hard to be flippant about.

Kenny Dalglish

Football monarch.

Raymond Kopa

King Kopa.

Mia Hamm

Scored a lot of ladygoals.

Franco Baresi

Like a general, but a general who was an imperious defender.


Very Mexican.

Ken Aston

Dishing out cards since 1970

Matthias Sindelar

The Mozart of football.

Gunnar Nordahl, Gunnar Gren and Nils Liedholm

AC Milan’s Swedish trio. Hotter than any Silvio Berlusconi has (allegedly) brought in since.

William Garbutt

Went there for the cake, stayed for the football.