The Football Ramble
The Football Ramble
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The Football Ramble Phone-In
Live only on SiriusXM FC Channel 85 every Thursday, 1pm ET
Est 2007. The most entertaining voice in football

The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame


Ricardo Zamora

Pioneer of neckwear and flat caps.

Jurgen Klinsmann

Scored goals. Imagined fouls.

Gerd Muller

Shot so hard that the term “to muller it” comes from him. Possibly.

The Cup Winners’ Cup

Win it and you were the Cup Winners’ Cup Winners. Sweet.

Franz Beckenbauer

Known as the Kaiser despite never having ruled The German Empire or The Kingdom of Prussia.

The Mighty Magyars

Hungarian and proper good.

John Charles

Gentle giant. Hard to be flippant about.

Kenny Dalglish

Football monarch.

Paul Gascoigne

Clown Prince of Italia ‘90

Kalusha Bwalya

Mr Zambia.

Jose Luis Chilavert

Puts the goal in goalkeeper.

Robert Prosinecki

“He was literally smoking, Richard.”

George Best

Maradona brilliant; Pele amazing; George Best really good as well.

Howard Kendall

Married to toffee.

Teofilo Cubillas

As cool as he sounds.

Baichung Bhutia

Himalayas waste to defences.

Johan Cruyff

Genius. Knew it.

Roberto Rivelino

Divelino to his enemies.

Hristo Stoichkov

Furious dream-teamer.

Len Shackleton

Dab hand with a squirty flower.