The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame
Passes against the classes
Sir Bobby Robson
Football’s favourite grandad.
His children are safe in the knowledge that their dad could beat up your dad.
César Luis Menotti
Clearly didn’t eat his own words.
Hall of fame creator. Knee-trembler.
Sir Stanley Matthews
Sepia dribble merchant.
It takes a real man to wear a fedora.
More dropped shoulders than a clumsy butcher.
The son of the wind.
Paulo Roberto Falcao
Former TV presenter.
Ain’t gettin’ on no plane foo’.
Even as a paper boy he’d score on every round.
Single handedly won the 1930 World Cup.
The Lance Armstrong of bicycle kickers.
Kicked it really hard.
Head (and shoulders) above the rest.
Globe-trotting manager who won all sorts.
Eat. Score. Eat. Score. Eat. Score…