The Football Ramble
Est 2007. The most entertaining voice in football

The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame

Fernando Peyroteo

Portuguese goal-hanger.

Jimmy Greaves

Former TV presenter.

WC ‘98 France Squad

Goal de vivre.

Chris Waddle

Efehfehfehfehfeh, efehfehfehfehfeh.

Steve McManaman

Up, up, down down, left, right, left, right, B, A

Hernan Crespo

An Olympic Games silver medalist.

Paul McGrath

“He was literally a brick wall, Richard.”

Christian Vieri

Italy’s favourite flamin’ Galah.

The Cup Winners’ Cup

Win it and you were the Cup Winners’ Cup Winners. Sweet.

Andriy Shevchenko

Champions League botherer.

Roberto Carlos

Teased at school for having, “thighs like saplings”. Had the last laugh.

Paolo Rossi

Phoenix-like talisman.

Roy Keane

His children are safe in the knowledge that their dad could beat up your dad.

Norman Whiteside

Record breaker, podiatrist and party monster.

Henrik Larsson

Got better as he got older. Like a fine wine that’s amazing at football.

Bobby Moore

England’s Captain America.

Dennis Bergkamp

Ain’t gettin’ on no plane foo’.

Howard Kendall

Married to toffee.

Kenny Dalglish

Football monarch.

Malcolm Allison

It takes a real man to wear a fedora.