The Football Ramble
The Football Ramble
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The Football Ramble Phone-In
Live only on SiriusXM FC Channel 85 every Thursday, 1pm ET
Est 2007. The most entertaining voice in football

Official betting partner

The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame

Tony Yeboah

Ambassador for headers and volleys. Specifically the latter.

Fabio Cannavaro

Career ended, presumed terminated.

Kevin Keegan

Elegant dynamo/emotional wreck.


Eat. Score. Eat. Score. Eat. Score…

Henrik Larsson

Got better as he got older. Like a fine wine that’s amazing at football.

Alex Ferguson

Dried a lot of hair.

Malcolm Allison

It takes a real man to wear a fedora.

Howard Kendall

Married to toffee.

John Wark

That’s how you grow a ‘tache.

Davor Suker

Vanquisher of Germany.

Jose Luis Chilavert

Puts the goal in goalkeeper.

Michel Platini

The administrator.

Tom Finney

Plumbed the heights.

Dario Silva

Nicknamed Sa Pibinca - Sardinian for “nuisance”.

Walter Tull

Defied both war and racism.

Baichung Bhutia

Himalayas waste to defences.

Claudio Caniggia

The son of the wind.

Gaetano Scirea

Quiet, unassuming and all conquering.


Even as a paper boy he’d score on every round.

Frank Rijkaard

Hadjuk spit.