The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame
Former TV presenter.
WC ‘98 France Squad
Goal de vivre.
Up, up, down down, left, right, left, right, B, A
An Olympic Games silver medalist.
“He was literally a brick wall, Richard.”
Italy’s favourite flamin’ Galah.
The Cup Winners’ Cup
Win it and you were the Cup Winners’ Cup Winners. Sweet.
Champions League botherer.
Teased at school for having, “thighs like saplings”. Had the last laugh.
His children are safe in the knowledge that their dad could beat up your dad.
Record breaker, podiatrist and party monster.
Got better as he got older. Like a fine wine that’s amazing at football.
England’s Captain America.
Ain’t gettin’ on no plane foo’.
Married to toffee.
It takes a real man to wear a fedora.