The Football Ramble
Est 2007. The most entertaining voice in football

The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame

Zinedine Zidane

Head (and shoulders) above the rest.

Javier Zanetti

Captain tractor.

Dixie Dean

A prolific scorer and that’s a fact! Bully!


Raul Madrid.  German shirt retirer.

Sandor Kocsis

A real Buda-pest for defenders.

The Cup Winners’ Cup

Win it and you were the Cup Winners’ Cup Winners. Sweet.

Graeme Souness

You won’t like him when he’s angry.

Franz Beckenbauer

Known as the Kaiser despite never having ruled The German Empire or The Kingdom of Prussia.

Ian Wright

Take a bow, son. And an abacus.

Raymond Kopa

King Kopa.

Giuseppe Meazza

The inspiration for loads of seats.

Toni Polster

Er hatte eishockey haar.

Hugo Sanchez

Balletic, Mexican goal-ninja.

Michel Platini

The administrator.

Croatia World Cup 1998

Igor to please.

FC Start

Hitler defying super-bakers.

Leonidas da Silva

Rubber fellow.

Steve Bull

Wary of Salas. Well into Wolves.

Bobby Charlton

Baldness defying, ball larruping supergent.