The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame
Real name Arthur.
Former TV presenter.
Got better as he got older. Like a fine wine that’s amazing at football.
Just agree with everything he says.
Divine ponytail, magical kicks.
His children are safe in the knowledge that their dad could beat up your dad.
More dropped shoulders than a clumsy butcher.
Escaped to victory.
Sir Bobby Robson
Football’s favourite grandad.
Hall of fame creator. Knee-trembler.
Known as Batigol due to post match caped crusading.
Little man, big goalscorer.
Baldness defying, ball larruping supergent.
Age defying, trophy collecting, Welshman.
Divelino to his enemies.
Matt Le Tissier
Magical, Jersey Royal-faced, slouch.