The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame
That’s how you grow a ‘tache.
Recently seen as the inventor of baffling percussion instrument The Dube.
England’s Captain America.
Three European Cups. Never short of a place to chuck your keys in Bob’s house.
Threw another medal on the barbie.
Dishing out cards since 1970
The Cameroon 1990 World Cup Squad
“I say, those Cameroonian fellows are actually quite good old bean. Damnation.”
Gunnar Nordahl, Gunnar Gren and Nils Liedholm
AC Milan’s Swedish trio. Hotter than any Silvio Berlusconi has (allegedly) brought in since.
Alessandro Del Piero
Could score with a gesticulation.
Ambassador for dreadlocks.
Alfredo Di Stefano
Black and white genius.
The Mighty Magyars
Hungarian and proper good.
Strokes-ed the ball.
Clown Prince of Italia ‘90
Factually accurate nickname.
Fantasy Football League