The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame
Pioneer of neckwear and flat caps.
Scored goals. Imagined fouls.
Shot so hard that the term “to muller it” comes from him. Possibly.
The Cup Winners’ Cup
Win it and you were the Cup Winners’ Cup Winners. Sweet.
Known as the Kaiser despite never having ruled The German Empire or The Kingdom of Prussia.
The Mighty Magyars
Hungarian and proper good.
Gentle giant. Hard to be flippant about.
Clown Prince of Italia ‘90
Jose Luis Chilavert
Puts the goal in goalkeeper.
“He was literally smoking, Richard.”
Maradona brilliant; Pele amazing; George Best really good as well.
Married to toffee.
As cool as he sounds.
Himalayas waste to defences.
Genius. Knew it.
Divelino to his enemies.
Dab hand with a squirty flower.