The Football Ramble
Est 2007. The most entertaining voice in football

The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame


John Wark

That’s how you grow a ‘tache.

Marc Overmars

Meep meep.

Les Ferdinand

Can fly a helicopter.

Kaizer Chiefs

Sarf Efrican groundbreakers.

Pavel Nedved

Looks like your mum’s best mate.

Zinedine Zidane

Head (and shoulders) above the rest.

Gaetano Scirea

Quiet, unassuming and all conquering.

Luis Figo

Bacon magnet.

Gerd Muller

Shot so hard that the term “to muller it” comes from him. Possibly.

Pierluigi Collina

Likeable authoritarian. A rarity.

Arrigo Sacchi

Sold shoes.

Toni Polster

Er hatte eishockey haar.

Gianfranco Zola

Little man, big goalscorer.

Michael Owen

A finisher.

Euro 96

It didn’t come home.

Enzo Francescoli

Inspired Zizou’s loins.

Peter Shilton

He’s been Peter Shilton for…a very long time.

Barry Davies

Ooohhhhhh, Pat Bonner…

Sol Campbell

Inventor of the three-acre slide tackle.

Bob Paisley

Three European Cups. Never short of a place to chuck your keys in Bob’s house.