The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame
Himalayas waste to defences.
Teased at school for having, “thighs like saplings”. Had the last laugh.
Darling, I love you.
Passes against the classes
Gentle giant. Hard to be flippant about.
It takes a real man to wear a fedora.
New York Cosmos
Pele! Beckenbauer! Chinaglia! Noo Yawk! NAZZLE!
Gunnar Nordahl, Gunnar Gren and Nils Liedholm
AC Milan’s Swedish trio. Hotter than any Silvio Berlusconi has (allegedly) brought in since.
Geordie goal getter. Handsome.
GOOOOOOAL. Over and over and over again.
Nicknamed El Matador despite no evidence of bull-bullying in his career.
Globe-trotting manager who won all sorts.
Known as The Black Spider and The Black Panther. Neither.
Personally endorsed DVD of his favourite strikes features 900 goals. Modest.
England’s Captain America.
Massive. Like, really, really big.