The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame
Groundbreaking Malian globetrotter.
Iranian frequent flyer.
You won’t like him when he’s angry.
Went there for the cake, stayed for the football.
Healing factor that puts Wolverine’s to shame.
Diminutive Mexican acid flashback.
FC St Pauli
Naked, sausage train loving, punks.
Former TV presenter.
Nacional v Penarol
As heated as Satan’s hot water bottle.
Had a middle name nobody dared to mock.
European Golden Shoe
An award. Only a fool would try to wear it.
Jose Luis Chilavert
Puts the goal in goalkeeper.
1950 World Cup Final - Brazil v Uruguay
They took it well…
Darling, I love you.
Head (and shoulders) above the rest.
More dropped shoulders than a clumsy butcher.
Ambassador for dreadlocks.
The Mighty Magyars
Hungarian and proper good.
Matt Le Tissier
Magical, Jersey Royal-faced, slouch.