The Football Ramble
Est 2007. The most entertaining voice in football

The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame

Hugo Sanchez

Balletic, Mexican goal-ninja.

Nacional v Penarol

As heated as Satan’s hot water bottle.

Steve McManaman

Up, up, down down, left, right, left, right, B, A

Stuart Pearce

In hindsight, not that psychotic.

Fantasy Football League

Pineapple head.

Alessandro Nesta

Filthy shorts.

Garrincha

Dribbled a lot. Sometimes over goats.

Francesco Totti

Roman god.

Raymond Kopa

King Kopa.

Walter Tull

Defied both war and racism.

Herbert Chapman

Made sense of it all.

FC St Pauli

Naked, sausage train loving, punks.

Juan Roman Riquelme

Zen-paced headcase.

Rene Higuita

One man loon convention.

David Ginola

Because he’s worth it.

Kevin Keegan

Elegant dynamo/emotional wreck.

Tom Finney

Plumbed the heights.

Rodney Marsh

“I wasn’t the white Pele, he was the black Rodney Marsh.”

The Three Degrees

Alf Garnett defying pioneers.

Ruud Gullit

Ambassador for dreadlocks.