The Dean Windass
Hall of Fame
“He was literally a brick wall, Richard.”
Likeable authoritarian. A rarity.
Threw another medal on the barbie.
Made Liverpool a force. That’s force.
His children are safe in the knowledge that their dad could beat up your dad.
Take a bow, son. And an abacus.
Journeyman. Liked a suntan.
The Cameroon 1990 World Cup Squad
“I say, those Cameroonian fellows are actually quite good old bean. Damnation.”
Ain’t gettin’ on no plane foo’.
...to win the 1982 World Cup at 40.
Edwin van der Sar
A literal giant of the game.
Eat. Score. Eat. Score. Eat. Score…
Croatia World Cup 1998
Igor to please.
Paulo Roberto Falcao
Personally endorsed DVD of his favourite strikes features 900 goals. Modest.
Got better as he got older. Like a fine wine that’s amazing at football.
Er hatte eishockey haar.
Geordie goal getter. Handsome.
Globe-trotting manager who won all sorts.