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24 August 2015

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Dinner on the floor

The Ramblers are back for yet more football nonsense (get used to it people) and bring you news of a poorly-dressed Steve Bruce, some Sunderland-related desperation and a genuine attempt to still be interested in the Jose Mourinho tantrums that have haunted all our lives in the last week.

18 August 2015

Shaqiri Shaqiri

The boys assess the opening weekend of the Premier League season, running the rule over Leicester and Claudio Ranieri's flying start, Liverpool's exorcising of those Stoke demons and all the weekend's other nonsense including that chap that fell over the barrier at Dean Court. Wahey! There's all your usual favourites as well, so get downloading. Whatcha waiting for? Christmas? Twitter: @FootballRamble Facebook: /footballramble Instagram: /thefootballramble http://thefootballramble.com

10 August 2015

Buggerboo

Rejoice! The Football Ramble are back for the new season! Join Marcus, Jim, Pete and Luke as they slalom through the week's football news and look forward to the big kick off. There's FIFA chat, Community Shield action and Marcus even manages to squeeze in a mention of his favourite Gorgie boys. Download, subscribe, and never be alone again. It's our ninth season, but we're just getting started... Twitter: @FootballRamble facebook.com/footballramble Insta: thefootballramble thefootballramble.com

4 August 2015

Fridge wheezers

It’s the last episode of the season, so you can’t blame Marcus, Jim, Pete and Luke for being a bit demob happy.

You can blame them for the fridge chat, art appreciation & asthma waffle that punctuates the otherwise searing analysis of Barcelona winning the Champions League and treble, snoring analysis of Republic of Ireland vs. England and sniggering analysis of ITV’s tweeted apology for bothering to cover it.

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8 June 2015

Amorica

Let’s go Ramble!

Marcus, Jim, Pete and Luke try and fail miserably to contain their hysteria over the FBI raid on FIFA HQ, while the FA Cup Final, FIFA 16’s groundbreaking inclusion of women’s teams and Rio Ferdinand’s retirement dominate the chat. Any goodwill from this is instantly cancelled out by Pete’s ‘Two Gunnars’ outburst though, so apologies to all our regular listeners for that.

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Altogether now… and a LIEDHOLM!.

2 June 2015

Cubicle politics

They’re Iggy Pop and they wanna to be your dog.

No they’re not, they’re Marcus, Jim, Pete and Luke and under the auspices of the Football Ramble, they bring you erudite chat about the final day of the Premier League season, including John Carver’s great escape, Big Sam’s career plans and fond farewells to Stevie G and Didier Drogba. It was all going really well until Marcus’s visit to the lavatory…

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27 May 2015

Gerrard street party

We’re all in this together, says Marcus.

Not if it involves an evening at Crystals, is the general consensus, as the Ramble ringmaster and the boys gather round the Football Ramble candle to discuss QPR’s relegation, Danny Rose’s hair & Steve Bruce’s literary career.

In other news, Pete finally achieves his ambition of locating the lowest point ever reached on the opening question. Download, subscribe, follow us on Twitter @FootballRamble, facebook.com/footballramble, Instagram: thefootballramble & visit thefootballramble.com. Don’t forget to bring a change of clothes.

20 May 2015

Dig dug

Sunderland’s timely resurgence, Hull City’s untimely collapse and West Ham’s passive aggressive end of season party antics occupy the often wayward attention of Marcus, Jim, Pete and Luke this week, when they’re not smothering laughter at Harry’s response to QPR’s relegation.

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People who failed a Fit & Proper Persons Test need not apply.

11 May 2015

Crudsports

You can’t spell party without prat, people!

In this week’s episode, the self-proclaimed Coalition of Idiots emerge from the wreckage of Luke’s Shanice impression to find Chelsea have won the Premier League at Palace, purposeful apathy has broken out out at Newcastle United and Rafa Benitez has resorted to desperate measures to get back into the Liverpool dugout.

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Paxman gets the points.

5 May 2015

Spear of destiny

The hot dog selection is terrible at modern football, but Marcus, Jim, Pete and Luke manage to take their minds off it by discussing the accusation that Chelsea are boring, Everton’s 3-0 victory over Manchester United and Bournemouth’s incredible journey from insolvency to the cusp of promotion to the Premier League.

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Go on. Take your medicine.

27 April 2015

The Falkirk Guy

With our very own blond beauty in absentia this week, it’s up to Marcus, Jim and Pete to maintain standards. Thankfully, Tim Sherwood swoops in to save their blushes, steering Aston Villa to an unexpected FA Cup final while the perils of being a Blackpool fan and hearty coverage of a scandal in the Evo-Stik Division 1 North all contribute to the illusion that the Ramble is indeed fit for purpose.

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Come back Luke! You can have the points and everything!

21 April 2015

Frenchie Navy

An aggressive start to the show sees Marcus, Jim and Pete tilting nervously at Luke’s windmills while running the Ramble rule over the Manchester derby, Cesc’s late winner at QPR and the prospects of promotion for a handful of high flying Championship clubs. Also featuring a pun that, on reflection, should have been edited out.

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Can’t be bothered? That’s a paddlin’.

14 April 2015