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12 October 2015

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The egg and sack race

Team Ramble returns with another show from Ramble HQ. Rodgers and Dick gone, famous Brazilians in ditches left right and centre...let's just say there's enough to get through. US listeners - from this week the Ramble will now be available twice a week on SiriusXM FC (Channel 85) 1pm ET Tuesday and Thursday. [email protected]

5 October 2015

Pernicious projectiles

The Ramblehunks assemble once again with an almost complete compliment of idiots - Lewandowski impresses in perhaps the most spectacular way possible and the Diego Tardelli gets a blower in the kisser. [email protected] for all your foul real-life tales of woe and success.

28 September 2015

It’s your letters

The remaining members of the football ramble muscle through a weekend of soccer footfoot. Spellsy and Petey, live and unleashed! Warning: contains your correspondence. [email protected] for ya yap! xx

21 September 2015

Flower vs bee

This week, the Ramble tackle Tim Sherwood's existential breakdown, United's win over a listless Liverpool, Steven Naismith's single-handed victory over Chelsea and still have time to talk about sexy ladies in Ghana. What's more, they get through your highlights of the week and Marcus laments a poor performance from his beloved Jam Tarts.

14 September 2015

Spellman’s World

The Football Ramble man dem glory in the Three Lions' destruction of lowly San Marino and Wayne Rooney's 49th international goal. There's also time for other home nations chat as well as an interesting section on the bizarre gift Pete recently bought for his parents, and Marcus entertains us all with a pretty decent Scatman John impression. The Football Ramble - enjoying the international break so you don't have to.

8 September 2015

Pjanic on the streets of nous house

The Ramblers are back clawing their way through the crunchy apple crumble that is modern football. They talk Balotelli, the breaking of the Anfield Irons hoodoo, and Sherwood. Always Sherwood.

31 August 2015


It's a new week and a new Ramble as the four reprobates chat about Bournemouth's first win as a Premier League outfit, Man City's dominance and John Terry's week from hell. There's also room for talk of a shock result in Nigeria, your highlights of the week and a welcome return for the Corrections and Clarifications section after Luke made a boo-boo last week. Listen, download, ignore. It's your choice, guys.

24 August 2015

Dinner on the floor

The Ramblers are back for yet more football nonsense (get used to it people) and bring you news of a poorly-dressed Steve Bruce, some Sunderland-related desperation and a genuine attempt to still be interested in the Jose Mourinho tantrums that have haunted all our lives in the last week.

18 August 2015

Shaqiri Shaqiri

The boys assess the opening weekend of the Premier League season, running the rule over Leicester and Claudio Ranieri's flying start, Liverpool's exorcising of those Stoke demons and all the weekend's other nonsense including that chap that fell over the barrier at Dean Court. Wahey! There's all your usual favourites as well, so get downloading. Whatcha waiting for? Christmas? Twitter: @FootballRamble Facebook: /footballramble Instagram: /thefootballramble

10 August 2015


Rejoice! The Football Ramble are back for the new season! Join Marcus, Jim, Pete and Luke as they slalom through the week's football news and look forward to the big kick off. There's FIFA chat, Community Shield action and Marcus even manages to squeeze in a mention of his favourite Gorgie boys. Download, subscribe, and never be alone again. It's our ninth season, but we're just getting started... Twitter: @FootballRamble Insta: thefootballramble

4 August 2015

Fridge wheezers

It’s the last episode of the season, so you can’t blame Marcus, Jim, Pete and Luke for being a bit demob happy.

You can blame them for the fridge chat, art appreciation & asthma waffle that punctuates the otherwise searing analysis of Barcelona winning the Champions League and treble, snoring analysis of Republic of Ireland vs. England and sniggering analysis of ITV’s tweeted apology for bothering to cover it.

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8 June 2015


Let’s go Ramble!

Marcus, Jim, Pete and Luke try and fail miserably to contain their hysteria over the FBI raid on FIFA HQ, while the FA Cup Final, FIFA 16’s groundbreaking inclusion of women’s teams and Rio Ferdinand’s retirement dominate the chat. Any goodwill from this is instantly cancelled out by Pete’s ‘Two Gunnars’ outburst though, so apologies to all our regular listeners for that.

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Altogether now… and a LIEDHOLM!.

2 June 2015